Sword-Wielding Dude Mistakes Loud Porn for Rape
A Wisconsin man was sitting peacefully by himself in his apartment watching a really loud porno movie when suddenly his downstairs neighbor kicked open the door, put a three-foot sword to his face and yelled, “Where is she?!” Apparently the neighbor thought that a girl was being raped and he forced the dude at sword-point to open all the rooms in his apartment to prove that it was only the TV.
While I commend the neighbor for trying to save a rape victim, I have two questions: What’s with the sword? And what the hell kind of porn is that guy watching that it sounds like rape? That’s just wrong. You can check out the local news report (which the reporters seem to find fairly humorous) at the source.
[BuzzFeed]
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March 3rd, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Was it the Zelda sword as shown in your picture? if so that would make the story perfect
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:24 pm
No unfortunately that’s just wishful thinking
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
…bust in on a dude watchin’ porn, you’re likely to get shot in the face. Just sayin’…