Not quite sure what that whole Star Wars thing really is all about.  Let a person that has never seen it before retell the original trilogy.

These photos of Megan Fox popped up on Buzzfeed a while ago. It shows her holding an iPhone while wearing a toddler-sized Star Wars shirt. Of course, this caused the entire male nerd demographic on earth to freak out.

On one hand, it presents an image of one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood that would cause most nerdy dudes to explode. On the other hand, I’m not sure how realistic it is to think that this chick is truly a geek. I mean, the iPhone is a hot product, and it seems to be trendy to wear geeky shirts without really knowing what it is you’re wearing. Regardless, dudes will swoon and dream of taking her to a midnight showing of Return of the Jedi followed by a rousing game of hide the lightsaber….so swoon away. (more after the jump…and click the pics for higher-res versions] (more…)

This massive mosaic was created using 69,550 frames from all six Star Wars movies. The final product is 24,168 x 10,864 pixels and took two weeks to complete. Of course, much of it was done using a computer but there was a lot of manual retouching involved. More drool-inducing pictures after the break…you might want to put a bib on if you’re a big Star Wars nerd.

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If you happen to have a couple hours to kill and you feel like a laugh, try this out: pop in a Star Wars movie (one from the original trilogy). Every time Darth Vader says a line, say the word “Bitch” out loud in your best Darth Vader voice. It can get pretty funny if you’ve got friends around. Classics include, “I see you have constructed a new light saber, bitch,” and “Now I am the master, bitch.” Try it out, preferably after a few beers.

It works pretty well with the Emperor too. “I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive, bitch.”