You know how Facebook is like a huge web of useless crap? Well some dude created an event for January 14th called “Slap Your Spouse On The Ass Day” and it has 544 confirmed guests. The official rules state that “it can be your spouse, significant other, flame, booty call….it doesn’t matter.” Sounds like a pretty sweet holiday to me.

So grab your special lady, or dude if you swing that way, and give ‘em a good slap on the ass…and make them call you Dyna.

[Facebook Event Link]