A Wisconsin man was sitting peacefully by himself in his apartment watching a really loud porno movie when suddenly his downstairs neighbor kicked open the door, put a three-foot sword to his face and yelled, “Where is she?!” Apparently the neighbor thought that a girl was being raped and he forced the dude at sword-point to open all the rooms in his apartment to prove that it was only the TV.

While I commend the neighbor for trying to save a rape victim, I have two questions: What’s with the sword? And what the hell kind of porn is that guy watching that it sounds like rape? That’s just wrong. You can check out the local news report (which the reporters seem to find fairly humorous) at the source.

[BuzzFeed]

UPDATE: As I expected, Comcast’s “apology” turned out to be a measly $5 discount. This is a shameful display of customer service and Comcast is blowing it big time (no pun intended).

If you watched the Super Bowl last night, you have to remember Larry Fitzgerald’s huge reception for a touchdown that put the Cardinals over the Steelers with only two and a half minutes left to go. It was a very emotional play, not only because it was a huge comeback but also because of the story of Fitzgerald’s mother. You can bet that the folks in Arizona were ready to party down. (more…)

As if the jump to high definition weren’t bad enough (because sometimes you don’t want that much detail), some people in Hong Kong are throwing $4 million at the first 3-dimensional porno flick called “3D Sex and Zen.”

First of all, $4 million is a freakin’ lot of money for any porno movie..but they also say that only 25-30% of it will be sex scenes. Sounds like a blockbuster!

[Gizmodo]

There really isn’t much to this story besides what’s in the headline. Jenna Jameson, one of the most famous porn stars ever, is pregnant…with a human child. Imagine being that kid around age 14. I wouldn’t wish that upon anybody.

And now, the joke that everyone was already thinking: I bet she won’t feel much during childbirth. HEYOOOO!

[Buzzfeed - Jenna Jameson's surprisingly lengthy Wikipedia entry]

Hustler is putting together a politically-inspired porn flick called Who’s Nailin Paylin starring Lisa Ann. Despite your political views, you have to admit that selecting a mildly attractive chick as a running mate was the smartest thing John McCain could have ever done. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be graced with such a gem of cinematic genius. Who’s Nailin Paylin. Seriously.

Follow the link below for more NSFW pictures.

[The Superficial]

I’m the resident web dude around here. So I felt personally inclined to give a fond farewell to the late great Netscape Navigator.  AOL announced that it would no longer support the browser that it acquired in ‘99 come February 2008.

Netscape provided me with many great steps in my youth.  It showed me angelfire where I built my first site and introduced me to the never ending art of porn on the internet.  We’ve been through good and bad times including our rekindled love in college when I vowed never to use Internet Explorer ever again.  You also gave birth to a wonderful child, Firefox, who will surely keep me pleased for years to come.

R.I.P

Netscape Navigator 1998-2008