Some pictures surfaced earlier today of Megan Fox on the set of her new film which is aptly titled Jennifer’s Body. With her recent crowning as FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World, it’s no surprise that the pictures have spread like wildfire. Personally, I think it’s disgusting that people sit around and take pictures like this of people without their knowledge, but I guess the damage is done. In all honesty, the pictures aren’t very flattering, but to each his own I guess. Oh, and she’s wearing pasties. Sorry, fellas. Follow the link for more.

[The Bad and Ugly]

These photos of Angelina Jolie were taken when she was only 16. Upon first glance, she almost looks like a young Christina Ricci. 16 years later, not a whole lot has changed. Well, maybe a few things have changed. I mean her tattoos…pervert. More pictures after the break. (more…)

Brandy at Average-Chicks came across this site where people photoshop celebrity faces onto pictures of….ordinary people. There’s some seriously scary stuff on there. Check it out.

I can’t think of any reason for these photos to be taken other than Lindsay Lohan was bored and watched too many Marilyn Monroe movies. The creepy thing is, Marilyn Monroe was found dead six weeks after taking the original shots and Lohan isn’t exactly the picture of health. Has the countdown begun? (oohhh ominous final thought..see what I did there?)

There are boobie pictures on the original site.

[New York Magazine]

Just in case you work at the Santa station at the mall, here are a few handy tips to make it through the holidays!

1. Get at least eight hours of sleep before coming to work.
2. If you really must nap, try to do so in a “staff only” section of the mall.
3. Please don’t sleep on Santa’s couch if you can’t find a secluded area.
4. On the off chance that you decide to sleep on Santa’s couch, please make sure your thong isn’t visible.
5. At least, make sure people don’t have a clear shot of your ass with their camera phones.
6. Finally, please don’t sully the innocence of youth any more than you just did.

I used to love getting my picture taken with Santa Claus. I’ve got a photo album somewhere of me as a little kid sitting in his lap, year after year. This is kind of weird though. What if stuff like this was happening when I was a kid? I never really realized how close my youth and innocence was to some ugly chick’s half-bare ass. This is kind of like remembering a time that you ate a snow cone, only to start wondering if someone might have peed in it before you ate it.