There’s a new supernatural thriller coming out in January called The Unborn. I didn’t really know much about the film, but now that they’ve released this poster…I still have no clue what it’s about. I do know that Odette Yustman from Cloverfield is in it….and apparently she’ll be…uh… standing around nice bathrooms in her underwear staring at reflections of dead kids in the mirror? Spooooooky.

Seriously, you know a movie is going to suck ass when the only way they can sell tickets is to plaster a chicks butt on the poster. Plus it’s PG-13. LAME! When I see an ass and the words “The Unborn”…call me crazy but my mind races to poop. Am I right?

If you’ve seen Cloverfield, then you’ve no doubt seen the incredibly lovely Odette Yustman and thought, “Where have you been all my life?” Little did you know, you’ve probably already seen her before…as a 5 year old student of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop. She’s also had small rolls in some TV shows and in other blockbusters like Transformers and Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, but surely none of those can stand the test of time like Arnie’s seminal classic.