…by a giant seagull!

It seems as though a large percentage of stupid stories like this come out of our local Orlando area. Zachary Moir, a stupid 19 year old (did I mention he’s stupid?), wouldn’t listen to his mom, Dena, and come downstairs for dinner because he was in the middle of a game. When she came up and unplugged the Xbox, the turd (Zachary) pushed her and “called her a bad name.” Probably something like “doo doo head.” Later, while Dena was in the kitchen (someone’s in the kitchen with deeena…sorry), Zachary came down and proceeded to be a bad little boy.  (more…)

You don’t need me to tell you that gasoline sucks. It’s expensive, smelly, dirty, and you can’t even drink it. Many people believe the future of the automotive industry is hydrogen. Why, then, did no one listen to Jack Nicholson back in 1978 when he was already driving a hydrogen powered car? Oh right…money. I’m going to start a petition to have all oil executives tarred and feathered in the public square. Bastards.

[Gizmodo]