What’s up, dudes? Scott, checking in. Just got back from watching some football at Buffalo Wild Wings. There haven’t been very many posts as of late, so I just wanted to get on here and say “WTF?!” for everyone. I’ve been working on some stuff, but life has gotten in the way. For now, I want some discussion going on. Nothing lame like “who are you voting for” or crap like that.

Here’s one. Who would win in a Jello wrestling match: Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox?

Discuss…

These photos of Megan Fox popped up on Buzzfeed a while ago. It shows her holding an iPhone while wearing a toddler-sized Star Wars shirt. Of course, this caused the entire male nerd demographic on earth to freak out.

On one hand, it presents an image of one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood that would cause most nerdy dudes to explode. On the other hand, I’m not sure how realistic it is to think that this chick is truly a geek. I mean, the iPhone is a hot product, and it seems to be trendy to wear geeky shirts without really knowing what it is you’re wearing. Regardless, dudes will swoon and dream of taking her to a midnight showing of Return of the Jedi followed by a rousing game of hide the lightsaber….so swoon away. (more after the jump…and click the pics for higher-res versions] (more…)

I promise it’s only a coincidence that Megan Fox has been on here so much lately. First she was dubbed FHM’s sexiest woman in the world, then near-nudie pictures of her surfaced on the web. Now it happens to be her birthday. She’s only 22, which blew my mind. I thought she was way older. (more…)

Just earlier today my fellow average dude, Scott, showcased the ever beautiful Megan Fox ‘topless’.  I suppose that is the new fashion trend of today’s hotties because Amy Smart, of previous naked booby movies Road Trip and Crank and has joined the trend.  She was caught ‘topless’ on the shoot of Crank 2. However, she didn’t have the luxury of soft latex pasties like Ms. Fox.  Instead, she had gaffer tape………ouch.

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Some pictures surfaced earlier today of Megan Fox on the set of her new film which is aptly titled Jennifer’s Body. With her recent crowning as FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World, it’s no surprise that the pictures have spread like wildfire. Personally, I think it’s disgusting that people sit around and take pictures like this of people without their knowledge, but I guess the damage is done. In all honesty, the pictures aren’t very flattering, but to each his own I guess. Oh, and she’s wearing pasties. Sorry, fellas. Follow the link for more.

[The Bad and Ugly]

FHM has once again compiled their annual list of the 100 sexiest women. Number 1 this year is Megan Fox from Transformers, with last year’s winner, Jessica Alba, dropping to 3rd due to unfortunate circumstances (gettin’ knocked up).

I’ve got four problems with this list. First off, it’s supposedly the 100 sexiest women of the world. Can they really be the authority on this subject? I’ve got to believe there are some pretty sexy women hiding in the far reaches of the globe. Second, does it really need to be 100 women? Does anyone care who ranked 43rd? The only thing people care about is who ranked first through fifth and who came in dead last. Third problem, number 98 is actually 2 girls. Fail.

My fourth problem is that Britney Spears is number 100. How in the holy hell did she manage to make it onto this list? Oh wait…so that bloggers like me would talk about FHM and their list. Cunning marketing tactic….touché, FHM.

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