Posts Tagged ‘Jessica Alba’

Birthday Girls of April 28th: Jessica Alba, Kari Wuhrer, Penelope Cruz, Elisabeth Rohm

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Hey, did you hear that Jessica Alba is pregnant? You did? Oh…well did you know she’s turning 27? You did? Damn, get a life. (more…)

FHM’s Annual “100 Sexiest Women” List Announced

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

FHM has once again compiled their annual list of the 100 sexiest women. Number 1 this year is Megan Fox from Transformers, with last year’s winner, Jessica Alba, dropping to 3rd due to unfortunate circumstances (gettin’ knocked up).

I’ve got four problems with this list. First off, it’s supposedly the 100 sexiest women of the world. Can they really be the authority on this subject? I’ve got to believe there are some pretty sexy women hiding in the far reaches of the globe. Second, does it really need to be 100 women? Does anyone care who ranked 43rd? The only thing people care about is who ranked first through fifth and who came in dead last. Third problem, number 98 is actually 2 girls. Fail.

My fourth problem is that Britney Spears is number 100. How in the holy hell did she manage to make it onto this list? Oh wait…so that bloggers like me would talk about FHM and their list. Cunning marketing tactic….touché, FHM.

[FHM]

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Break Your Jessica Alba Habit

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

Jessica Alba Nude

Jessica Alba is one of those girls that can easily become an addiction for some guys. It’s understandable. She’s quite attractive. If you are afflicted but you’re content with your inability to look away, then please, enjoy this photo and read no further. If, however, you feel like it’s time to break yourself of this unhealthy habit, please follow this link. (more…)

Break Out the Tissues, Weapons: Jessica Alba Pregnant

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Jessica AlbaFirst Jennifer Love Hewitt officially became unavailable, now Jessica Alba is pregnant. She confirmed this morning that she’s pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren’s baby.

“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says Brad Cafarelli.

That’s about all the details that are out there. I would just like to ask you dudes to please refrain from reacting in a violent manner. We all know relationships in Hollywood don’t last so she’ll probably be single within a few months and you can try and woo her by showing her how good you are with babies.

[E! Online]

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