Two small towns in Vermont have voted to approve a measure that would “instruct police to arrest President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney for crimes against our Constitution.”

I would absolutely love to meet the cop that has the balls to handcuff the President. That’s like something out of a Naked Gun movie.

[Reuters]

A funny thing happened yesterday. Steve wrote an awesome article about some fun drinking games, one of which involves watching the show 24 starring Kiefer Sutherland. Last night, as I perused some news headlines, I found this:

Keifer Clocks in to Jail
Barely two hours after being formally sentenced to 48 days in jail in connection with his September arrest for driving under the influence, the Emmy winner reported to Glendale City Jail to start serving his time, E! Online has confirmed.

I can only hope he was under the influence after playing “The Jack Bauer Power Hour.”

[E! Online]