You know how Facebook is like a huge web of useless crap? Well some dude created an event for January 14th called “Slap Your Spouse On The Ass Day” and it has 544 confirmed guests. The official rules state that “it can be your spouse, significant other, flame, booty call….it doesn’t matter.” Sounds like a pretty sweet holiday to me.

So grab your special lady, or dude if you swing that way, and give ‘em a good slap on the ass…and make them call you Dyna.

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Some dude on Flickr got really creative and turned a bunch of old beer cans and liquor bottles into Christmas ornaments. They won him a contest at his office too. Check the rest out below, along with some awesome explanations. (more…)

Last year, Steve wrote a very nice guide with tips on what you could get your family and friends for the Holidays. It was a little late at the time but it still applies, so we figured we’d remind you all nice and early this year. So if you find yourself stumped, go check it out.

There are a ton of holidays out there, and most of them suck. This is not an opinion, it’s a fact stated by some government official that one time, and I’ll thank you not to check my references. Anyway, for every awesome holiday you’ve got two that punch you in the junk. You might have a great time on St. Patty’s Day, but that’s only the counterpoint to the shitty time you had the month before trying to prove to your girlfriend that you actually kind of like her. Anything short of the world’s most expensive dinner, flowers, a new bracelet, and sixteen hours of foreplay and you’re screwed, my friend. However, there’s an amazing holiday that not everyone knows about, and I’m going to make it my mission here today to inform you of it. I’ll cram it down your throat, if I have to. Ha, in about one sentence’s time, you’ll realize how tasteless that joke was. (more…)

It’s the holiday season. The time to give and be thankful, but what about those needy children in other parts of world. Watch this video and try to tell me it didn’t melt your heart.

First and foremost, Merry Chrismahaunakwanza to all of our readers! That’s right, just to our readers. Everybody else can go f@&# themselves.

It’s common knowledge that the Average Dude never goes shopping until about three days before Christmas. While that’s ample time to shop, it may not be enough time to come up with the right gift ideas. Don’t have any ideas what to buy? That’s why we’re presenting you with this handy guide to help a brother out! It might be the thought that counts, but it’s the gift that’s kept. (more…)

Warning: This site will greatly reduce your work productivity. (more…)