You know how Facebook is like a huge web of useless crap? Well some dude created an event for January 14th called “Slap Your Spouse On The Ass Day” and it has 544 confirmed guests. The official rules state that “it can be your spouse, significant other, flame, booty call….it doesn’t matter.” Sounds like a pretty sweet holiday to me.

So grab your special lady, or dude if you swing that way, and give ‘em a good slap on the ass…and make them call you Dyna.

[Facebook Event Link]

Now I hate social networking sites.  I had to build one for a job once and vowed never to use one after that awful experience.  With that said I will have to give a thumbs up to Facebook for giving a middle finger up to China.  Communist China informed Facebook officials that it would turn off access to the site if it was not given censoring power to its China based users.  Well that didn’t go over to well and head honcho, Mark Zuckerberg, told them in a non direct way to fuck off.  So as of July 2nd many china based users started to report issues of connectivity to the site.  Now there is no actual confirmation that the Chinese government is causing these problems but I’d just have to assume their hand is some how involved.

Hats off to Facebook to sticking it to the Communist Man.