Posts Tagged ‘Chicks’

Flowcharts Show the Differences Between Us and Chicks

Monday, January 19th, 2009

These flowcharts beautifully illustrate the differences in the thought processes of men and women. Two more after the jump. Click on them to blow them up. (more…)

Happy Halloween to Chicks and Little Kids

Friday, October 31st, 2008

That’s right, I’m not wishing dudes a happy Halloween. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love the Halloween season. It’s one of my favorite times of the year. But when the actual day rolls around, it doesn’t excite me. I never really pinpointed it until now. Halloween is a day for chicks and little kids.

Chicks get an excuse to dress up in a sexy costume with their friends and go out. Little kids get an excuse to go door to door and get free candy, then go home and pig out until they puke. What do I get? A 25 year old guy can’t go door to door and get candy. That’s just weird. The only options are either to sit at home and hand out candy, dress up like an idiot and go get laughed at, or go out without a costume and take all the crap from people who say you should have dressed up.

So what are your plans for the evening?

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Ya Ya Catfight!

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Not sure why, but this one gave me a good laugh even though I’m sure it’s fake. Thought I would share.

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The Chicks are Back!

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

You didn’t forget about our sister site did you? I kind of did…

But the chicks are back! Brandy spent about a month in Thailand and made it home in one piece. You can read about her adventures here. Katie got swept up in school stuff, but now that finals are over, she’s back in the swing of things too! Make sure you tell your girlfriends to go check out the site and comment and stuff. It’ll make us all better people. Seriously.

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Bare Boobies The New Hip Trend?

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Just earlier today my fellow average dude, Scott, showcased the ever beautiful Megan Fox ‘topless’.  I suppose that is the new fashion trend of today’s hotties because Amy Smart, of previous naked booby movies Road Trip and Crank and has joined the trend.  She was caught ‘topless’ on the shoot of Crank 2. However, she didn’t have the luxury of soft latex pasties like Ms. Fox.  Instead, she had gaffer tape………ouch.

Catch the whole image after the jump. (more…)

Top 10 Chicks of Prime Time – Non-Augmented Edition

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

PrimeTimeTVThere’s something to be said for chicks who are naturally hot without having to lift, tuck, and stuff themselves full of plastic. It seems that, lately, a lot of television shows have been throwing the spotlight on women that manage to attract attention without the help of Hollywood’s best doctors. In some cases, they play cute, fun characters. In others they’re badass chicks that wouldn’t think twice before kicking the crap out of you.

Here’s a list of our top 10 most desirable ladies of prime time in order of overall hotness. (more…)

The Dumbass’s Guide to Getting into Shape

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

Beer Weight LossOne of the most popular new year’s resolutions for men and women alike is to lose weight and get in shape. Usually that motivation dies a pretty quick death right around the end of January when the excuses start to fly and the man-boobs start to pop out again, but it doesn’t have to be this way. Deciding to start an exercise routine can feel like staring up at the summit of a mountain you’re about to climb. The trick is to start with small steps that will help you achieve your overall goal. (more…)