You don’t need me to tell you that gasoline sucks. It’s expensive, smelly, dirty, and you can’t even drink it. Many people believe the future of the automotive industry is hydrogen. Why, then, did no one listen to Jack Nicholson back in 1978 when he was already driving a hydrogen powered car? Oh right…money. I’m going to start a petition to have all oil executives tarred and feathered in the public square. Bastards.

[Gizmodo]

The poor woman has become so enthralled with her babies that she can’t even tell the difference between a normal-sized car and a kiddie one. I really hope she’s not cruisin’ down the Sunset Strip in this thing. Wait, that would rule. Could you imagine her pulling up to a movie premiere in this bad boy? That would make for one hell of a disturbing up-skirt shot. And then she struts down the red carpet as the valet tries to figure out what the hell he’s supposed to do with it.

[BuzzFeed]

Ok, seriously? I was watching Scrubs on DVR last night, and a commercial caught my eye, even while I was fast-forwarding. I’m amazed, really. (more…)