We all know that beer pong is one of those games that every average dude should know. It requires skill, concentration, and an unusually large stomach. If you’re anything like us at a UCF tailgate, then you’ve probably played the game to the point that it has become mundane... More...
Aw…writing about Britney Spears brings back memories of high school. A time when she was still desirable. Now she’s known across the land as a crazy redneck who got married too young, had too many kids, and now is struggling to get her career back on track. Her music has always sucked but at least it was tolerable when she was attractive. Oh well. She’s 27.
[Britney Spears on Chickipedia]
The poor woman has become so enthralled with her babies that she can’t even tell the difference between a normal-sized car and a kiddie one. I really hope she’s not cruisin’ down the Sunset Strip in this thing. Wait, that would rule. Could you imagine her pulling up to a movie premiere in this bad boy? That would make for one hell of a disturbing up-skirt shot. And then she struts down the red carpet as the valet tries to figure out what the hell he’s supposed to do with it.
[BuzzFeed]
FHM has once again compiled their annual list of the 100 sexiest women. Number 1 this year is Megan Fox from Transformers, with last year’s winner, Jessica Alba, dropping to 3rd due to unfortunate circumstances (gettin’ knocked up).
I’ve got four problems with this list. First off, it’s supposedly the 100 sexiest women of the world. Can they really be the authority on this subject? I’ve got to believe there are some pretty sexy women hiding in the far reaches of the globe. Second, does it really need to be 100 women? Does anyone care who ranked 43rd? The only thing people care about is who ranked first through fifth and who came in dead last. Third problem, number 98 is actually 2 girls. Fail.
My fourth problem is that Britney Spears is number 100. How in the holy hell did she manage to make it onto this list? Oh wait…so that bloggers like me would talk about FHM and their list. Cunning marketing tactic….touché, FHM.
[FHM]
As a kid, I was taught to respect women. Dudes should never, ever hit a lady no matter how crazy they are…unless they’re sprinting toward you wielding an axe or some other kind of sharp object. Then I’d say you’re clear to start swinging.
Anyways, there tends to be at least one or two chicks that every dude would just love to punch square in the face. Annoying chicks, chicks that have more than they deserve, whatever the case may be. We’d never actually do it, but a guy can dream. Here’s a list of 5 lovely ladies that I think could use a good punch.
