People who are seriously into Apple or their iPhone have kept tabs on the ongoing saga regarding the App Store approval process. Basically there is no rhyme or reason to it as Apple will reject an eCard app because it “contains objectionable content and content that ridicules public figures” but then they’ll go ahead and say “HELL YEAH” to “Asian Boobs.” (more…)

Now you can have photos of chicks with jiggly boobs in the palm of your hand…for dudes that can’t have actual jiggly boobs in the palms of their hands.

I saw this one on Yahoo! News and couldn’t resist. According to the description:

Uganda’s police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.

I just want to see the bar where it’s cool to stick your face in some chick’s boobs.

(Yes, I know they mean after they leave the bar…just let me have the joke, please.)

[Yahoo! News]

Well it is about that time again, no not fall, but Oktoberfest!  You know what that means; beer steins, beer wenches, and beer guts!

Let’s welcome in the drinking season with some…..boobs. Courtesy of COEDmagazine.com

So a bunch of girls with high self esteem made a website called….BoobsForBarack.com (NSFW).  It pretty much speaks for itself.

Don’t worry John McCain, I’m sure you’re not far behind.  I got you started with this one…

If you like drinking and you like boobs, chances are you’re a dude. If you fill the criteria, then this ultra-deluxe shot holder is right up your alley. I’m still trying to find a store online that will sell me a device such as this but it’s slow going. I’ll let you know if I make any progress.

[Steven Humour]

Mary Carey, the porn star that gained instant fame by running against Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California, has decided to autograph and auction off her recently removed breast implants and give 90% of the proceeds to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. The rest of the money will go towards medical bills for her mother who suffered severe injuries in 2006 after jumping off a four-story building. As if this story weren’t weird enough, the implants were size 36-D (which is huge) and were replaced with ones that are size 36-DDD (which is f@%*ing huge).

As of this writing, the eBay bid is up to $15,000 with 112 bids. In case you were wondering, it costs $12 to ship two 36-D silicone breast implants and they’ll arrive within 2-3 days.

[Reuters and eBay]