After 14 years of marriage, Shania Twain and her husband Robert “Mutt” Lange have separated. Careful, though. You should probably give her at least a couple of days before you start trying to call her up for a date. Out of respect, you know.

I’m surprised that ugly bastard hung onto her for so long. And they call him “Mutt.” Let this be a lesson to you: don’t take for granted the good things you have.

[E! Online]