Comments on: Men’s Health – 50 Things Men (Dudes) Wish You (Chicks) Knew

By: Timbo

Timbo — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 08:51:05 +0000

Yeah, I agree: This list was written by a chick. And one who doesn’t understand men very well, either.

THE REAL LIST WOULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
1). Men are usually not stupid enough to let you know that they do want to bang your sister or best friend. Most will never try. Unless you dump them.

2). Men lie just as much as women do. But most men aren’t as good at it as women are.

3). Even if lists exist, men don’t read stupid lists about what women want. Men pretend to already know and fake their way through it.

4). No man wants to have sex with Enya music playing and with scented candles around. This is something that women hope men want and most men will play along just because it will get them laid. We don’t really like this crap. Think “oil wrestling.”

5). Men like women who do know their way around at least a few guy things, such as beer tricks, fart jokes, stunt driving, anything Batman, and anything involving shouting at a TV screen. Learn a few of these things, you will be considered a goddess.

By: HumbleBenny

HumbleBenny — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:13:54 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great read!

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:40:29 +0000

EXCELLENT!

Average dudes are clearly above average. More women need to read this without being judgmental. Listen, if you really want the security, love and devotion we have available, just adhere to 51% of these guidelines and you will have a chance.

By: mlm

mlm — Sun, 03 May 2009 16:17:32 +0000

lolage i like it
i also like how people have started arguing about how dishonest men are.
As a women i would like to vouch for the fact that we lie to. Everyone lies but there’s a thing called trust that i like to rely on sometimes =D

By: hillbillynick

hillbillynick — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:17:53 +0000

2 serious problems from the get-go…
11. Don’t be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain’t pretty.

WTF? so the dude that wrote this is a fag? or maybe a puertorican, them bitches need to stop looking like clowns at the whore-circus. I could recreate “Starry Night” by Van Gogh with their face paint. and full eyebrows, seriously? no. Here’s you ugly assed no-makeup non-plucked fugbitch. http://www.plentyoffish.com/member8592766.htm#in

By: dirk Sorensby

dirk Sorensby — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 09:06:52 +0000

Honestly,
Frankly,
Women are selfish and brainless. If a woman is with you, you can be sure she is ultimately around to pretend like she has a heart while she uses you. Women are very fortunate to be, by nature, so attractive and nice looking; with out the sexual power, women would be of little use, and their comparative lack of sincerity and character would be screaming obvious.
DE

By: janedoe

janedoe — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:00:50 +0000

From “Andy”:
“Hey Jacks! your comment gives me reason #27 to be sexist. I started my list on January 1st. My goal is to get 50. Should not be too hard.”

Damn dude…. really, a list? something REAL bad must have happened to you during your formative years. granted, what jacks said was inflammatory, but i’m sure that was the point… some people just like to stir shit up, obv. but i guess a guy like you would be insecure enough feel threatened by such a blatantly irrational comment.
i have to wonder what mission, exactly, is your little list intended to accomplish? are you going to print a bunch of copies and hand out fliers at the bus station?. now, that’s an idea that might get you laid… in Bizarro World.
on the other hand, if you wanted to get a jumpstart on the remaining 23 items on your douchebag list, you should check out this link:

http://www.amptoons.com/blog/the-male-privilege-checklist/

the page containes a list that is IMO, an invaluable reference for someone who is attempting such a meaningful project as yours… those who fail to understand their opponent’s argument can never truly understand their own. hope you are enjoying your privilege, Andy.

P.S.: i would be EVER so tickled pink if you happened to do me the honor of making my comment you’re Reason #28…
happy hating!

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:51:43 +0000

I think I guy wrote it originally and then a chick ’shopped it.

By: 50 Things | A Bad Man in a Bad Place

50 Things | A Bad Man in a Bad Place — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:04:23 +0000

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By: TheLeaderOfAnon

TheLeaderOfAnon — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 01:34:59 +0000

sexists, trolls, and /b/tards what next?

>>>Jack… srsly, should I give you a high-five for best trolling of the year? or should I disdain you for such a sexist comment?

>>>James… as if Jack wasn’t bad enough… dude go back to /x/…

>>>Anonymous sup man see you on *chan