Still stumped about what to get your loved one for the Holidays? How about a HandJob?

[Gizmodo]

…by a giant seagull!

This video will show you how to get the most out of your old VCR. Pretty shocking stuff.

[Gizmodo]

Back to the Future is one of my favorite films/series of films ever. That may be one reason this “alternate ending” tickled my funny bone. Well, that and it’s just hilarious. This is what could have happened if Doc Brown wasn’t quite sure how to program the DeLorean properly.

[via Cinematical]

Kudos on the bitchin’ beard.

You know this is how we all feel, thanks to The Onion for speaking up.

[The Onion]

No dude should ever behave this way. Not even when it involves losing in football. (note: the ending makes the rest of the video worth it)

If your girlfriend ever asks you what “muffin top” means, take a lesson from this guy. Hell hath no fury like a muffin top scorned.

And in case you’re completely out of touch, check this wikipedia article. My favorite is the part where they call muffin tops a “phenomenon.”

[Steven Humour]