We all know that beer pong is one of those games that every average dude should know. It requires skill, concentration, and an unusually large stomach. If you’re anything like us at a UCF tailgate, then you’ve probably played the game to the point that it has become mundane... More...
It seems as though a large percentage of stupid stories like this come out of our local Orlando area. Zachary Moir, a stupid 19 year old (did I mention he’s stupid?), wouldn’t listen to his mom, Dena, and come downstairs for dinner because he was in the middle of a game. When she came up and unplugged the Xbox, the turd (Zachary) pushed her and “called her a bad name.” Probably something like “doo doo head.” Later, while Dena was in the kitchen (someone’s in the kitchen with deeena…sorry), Zachary came down and proceeded to be a bad little boy. (more…)
I’ve always seen Sony as one of the dumbest companies in the world. A lot of the decisions they make with their products are forehead-slappingly stupid (PS3…less functionality for the same price).
Their latest ad campaign hasn’t done much to change my mind either. They tout their new Vaio P laptop as being “pocket-sized”…as illustrated in this photo of a chick trying to wedge the thing into her incredibly tight rear pocket. Bravo, Sony.
Gizmodo has some pretty awesome user-created spin-off ads too.
Guess what this is. Yeah…it’s a toilet seat that also acts as a scale. Why? I say, why not?
Apparently it’s designed for women who constantly need to feel skinny. I guess that’s why there’s a weird rabbit cartoon thing attached to the image(?). Obviously it’s Japanese, so that answers most of your “what in the hell”-type questions.
That’s all the time I’m willing to devote to a toilet seat scale.
This doesn’t even require any witty commentary. The dude led cops on a chase and then ran himself over.
State Police Officer Grace Romero spotted the man’s pickup truck swerving across both lanes of a highway, driving slowly and then fast. He refused to stop.
After narrowly missing other vehicles, police said the suspect drove through a ditch and a barbed-wire fence before stopping. He tried to put the truck into park, but it ended up in reverse.
Police said the man fell from his open door and both of his legs were run over by the front driver’s side tire.
Was this even a fair matchup. Bacon beats Fries any day of the week. We all know the only thing that could have even stood a chance against Bacon is our good friend Powdered Sugar.
Let me preface this by saying I have been tempted on more than one occasion to skip out on a restaurant bill because of crap service. I can assure you, however, that if I had decided to do such a thing, I would definitely not leave my purse and a baggie of marijuana behind…mainly because I don’t have a purse.
Anyways, that’s exactly what Lindsey Evans did. The 18-year-old Miss Teen USA runner up and her buddies skipped out on a $46 tab only to leave her purse behind for the restaurant managers to find. Inside the purse was her driver’s license and a plastic bag of weed…awesome. (more…)
During my daily work travels, I needed to head on over to good ole iStockPhotos.com. I was surprised to see this image waiting for me. This is hands down one of the most creative and morbid 503 error pages I’ve ever come across. I’m not sure what type of sick twisted humor they have over there but I like it. Good work iStock people. I’ll continue to purchase your resonably priced photos.
I’ve had my eye on a 46″ Samsung LCD HDTV for a while now. According to Consumer Reports, it’s the best TV in its size range and its price on Amazon had dropped to $1,399.98…roughly $300 cheaper than at Best Buy. This morning, I checked the product listing on Amazon again and saw a brand new “$200 Rebate” offer. I immediately signed up for the Amazon credit card (to get 24 months no interest financing) and ordered that thing. Then I downloaded the PDF for the “rebate.” (more…)
It seems as though a large percentage of stupid stories like this come out of our local Orlando area. Zachary Moir, a stupid 19 year old (did I mention he’s stupid?), wouldn’t listen to his mom, Dena, and come downstairs for dinner because he was in the middle of a game. When she came up and unplugged the Xbox, the turd (Zachary) pushed her and “called her a bad name.” Probably something like “doo doo head.” Later, while Dena was in the kitchen (someone’s in the kitchen with deeena…sorry), Zachary came down and proceeded to be a bad little boy. (more…)
I’ve always seen Sony as one of the dumbest companies in the world. A lot of the decisions they make with their products are forehead-slappingly stupid (
Guess what this is. Yeah…it’s a toilet seat that also acts as a scale. Why? I say, why not?
This doesn’t even require any witty commentary. The dude led cops on a chase and then ran himself over.
I’ve had my eye on a 46″ Samsung LCD HDTV for a while now. According to Consumer Reports, it’s the best TV in its size range and its price on Amazon had dropped to $1,399.98…roughly $300 cheaper than at Best Buy. This morning, I checked the product listing on Amazon again and saw a brand new “$200 Rebate” offer. I immediately signed up for the Amazon credit card (to get 24 months no interest financing) and ordered that thing. Then I downloaded the PDF for the “rebate.” 
