If only I could be one tenth as bad ass as these guys.

During my daily work travels, I needed to head on over to good ole iStockPhotos.com.  I was surprised to see this image waiting for me.  This is hands down one of the most creative and morbid 503 error pages I’ve ever come across.  I’m not sure what type of sick twisted humor they have over there but I like it.  Good work iStock people.  I’ll continue to purchase your resonably priced photos.

I’ve had my eye on a 46″ Samsung LCD HDTV for a while now. According to Consumer Reports, it’s the best TV in its size range and its price on Amazon had dropped to $1,399.98…roughly $300 cheaper than at Best Buy. This morning, I checked the product listing on Amazon again and saw a brand new “$200 Rebate” offer. I immediately signed up for the Amazon credit card (to get 24 months no interest financing) and ordered that thing. Then I downloaded the PDF for the “rebate.” (more…)

This is almost as unbelievable as Charlie knowing how to tap out “Good Vibrations” on some random post WW2 keypad on LOST.

People have way to much time on their hands….get a job hippie.

There can’t be a better thing to master in life than rock, paper, scissors.  This talent alone can earn you shotgun, avoid having to buy the next round of drinks, or avoid having to talk to the ugly girl between the two of them.

So if you have yet to master the art of rock, paper, scissors don’t fret.  It’s very simple.  So simple it can be done in three simple rules.

1. Play paper first. Rookies tend to lead with rock, so paper is the safest opener. (A savvy opponent will try the same, causing a tie.) If you win, claim victory; if not, start the next throw right away, because of course it’s two out of three.

2. Exploit copycats. Casual players often switch to the object that just beat them. You can encourage them to do this by shouting, “Paper wins!” when you defeat their rock. Then throw scissors on the next round.

3. Watch for doubles. People rarely throw the same hand three times in a row; if they play scissors twice, your next move is paper. Also, keep up the pace so they have less time to think and instead fall into patterns.

We can thank Graham Walker, coauthor of The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide, for these easy to remember steps.  Best of luck, bitches.

Send this YouTube video to all of your friends and sit back and laugh…

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So Scott gave me a little flack about posting the the 2 Girls 1 Cup video the other day. I just don’t think he sees the beauty in it like some do. I personally think it’s revolting and utterly disgusting, but I like to speak to the masses.

Here’s a romantic and classy interpretation of 2 Girls 1 Cup by Joe Lajoie that may change your view on it (NSFW).

This guy truly sings words of wisdom, another classic after the jump (NSFW). (more…)

Did you see that episode of The Office where Michael is driving his car, following the directions given to him by his GPS unit and it leads him straight into a lake? Funny right? Yeah because it was a TV show. When it happens in real life, it’s just stupid. (more…)

Uwe Boll is a director and producer that has helmed such shit masterpieces as House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne, and a handful of other film adaptations of video game stories. As such, I don’t really know how much clout the guy has in Hollywood. But what he lacks in directorial prowess, he more than makes up for with his brass balls. (more…)

Trying to buy gifts for a chick is one of the most daunting tasks any dude could ever have to undertake. For those of us who are clueless, here’s a great gift idea. It’s a diamond-studded thong. It’ll set you back about $121,000, but like they say, a diamond is forever.

Although your chick would probably just rather have those dudes carry her around for a while instead of a diamond thong. It’s the thought that counts.

[Yahoo! News]