During my daily work travels, I needed to head on over to good ole iStockPhotos.com.  I was surprised to see this image waiting for me.  This is hands down one of the most creative and morbid 503 error pages I’ve ever come across.  I’m not sure what type of sick twisted humor they have over there but I like it.  Good work iStock people.  I’ll continue to purchase your resonably priced photos.

Nothing beats the quality time you can spend with your loved ones.  It has been proven over time, that a dad and his daughter always build a special bond.  There are all of those special times that will happen over her life time.  The wearing of makeup, the first boys to come to the house, the prom dresses, the graduations, wedding day, and ……. breaking down and re-building “with function check” an AR-15 machine gun in only 53 seconds.  Whooo ha!

It’s a sad, sad day. I was checking out my iCal when I came across an event I didn’t remember adding. It said “8:30 PM CONTACT GSP COURIER COMPANY.” Having never heard of such a company and wondering why in the hell that was in my iCal, I clicked on it to see the details. To my shock and dismay, it turned out to be some kind of spam Google calendar event that got downloaded into my iCal. Listed as “attendees” to the event are about 50 email addresses including mine…presumably all those who got spammed. I’m still not sure how it happened. I don’t open spam email so I couldn’t have clicked on anything to add it to my calendar.

Anyways, the text of the “event” is pretty funny so here’s a screen shot: (more…)

This one is for all you nerdy dudes who count “lefty” as your only sexual partner. It’s a cover for your mouse pad that looks like a jean skirt. So you know, while you’re surfing the ‘net, it looks like your hand is up some chick’s skirt. Right…

I can only imagine the sad individual who would actually use something like this. In my imagination, he looks a lot like Dyna…that’s weird…

Sorry Dyna.

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See that? That’s what’s known in the journalism field as “sensationalism.” The Air Force didn’t really almost kill everyone. Still, this story is scary as all hell. (more…)

Iran recently voted in favor of a bill that may make the creation of pornography punishable by death. That’s bad news for Zahra Amir Ebrahimi, an actress who recently had a tape released of her and some dude gettin’ it on. She denies that she’s the one in the tape but word on the street is that she’s facing “fines, whip lashing or worse for her violation of Iran’s morality laws.”

I guess I can’t say too much about a country whose beliefs I know nothing about, but if you ask me, those guys are f’n crazy. Pam and Tommy don’t know how good they’ve got it.

[Gambling 911]

This is just hideous. Let’s hope no one decides to make a real-life Simpsons movie…

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I guess there are people out there that are turned on by birds. In fact, there’s a whole site dedicated to these freaky bastards people. Their mission statement clearly states: “Our goal is to show others what turns us on so that they can see the natural sexual ferocity of our feathered friends.” Makes sense…if you’re on crack.

A few more awesomely weird pictures after the link. (more…)

Brandy at Average-Chicks came across this site where people photoshop celebrity faces onto pictures of….ordinary people. There’s some seriously scary stuff on there. Check it out.

Apparently Gary Busey doesn’t just play a nutjob on TV. He crashed the Oscars tonight, harassing Ryan Seacrest as he interviewed Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney.

After Busey warmly greeted Linney, Seacrest introduced him to Garner, whom he promptly gave a bear hug. Garner was clearly annoyed, and was left wondering why “this man” had just grabbed her. Linney tried to usher them both out of the interview as Garner curtly replied to Seacrest’s final questions.

Only in Hollywood.

[San Fransisco Chronicle]