We know you’re probably pretty busy. Just in case you missed what happened last week, here’s a brief recap:

• We’ve started our very own organization called the “National Association of Dudes Who Don’t Want to Hear About Gross Feminine Stuff on TV,” or the NADWDWHAGFSTV for short. (note that we recently changed it to “Association” from “Group”)

• Brett Favre retired from the NFL and I shed a couple of tears.

• The Hilton virus managed to infect Earl.

• Everyone thought Patrick Swayze had only weeks left to live. Turns out he does have cancer, but the National Enquirer blew it out of proportion.

• We’re giving away free stuff from Shipyard Brewery! Enter the damn contest!

• Elizabeth Hurley decided to leave the film industry…and no one seemed to notice.