No, it’s not gibberish. It’s the acronym for my newly founded activist group. We are called the “National Association for Dudes Who Don’t Want to Hear About Gross Feminine Stuff on TV.” Our first order of business will be to target the makers of such products as tampons and anti-bloating medication and force them to pull all their disgusting television ads depicting bloated stomachs and talk of “applicators” and “heavy flows.” I, for one, am mortified by these companies’ liberal approach to marketing. When I have children, I don’t want to have to explain to them what feminine odor is. That makes for a horribly awkward situation. Quite frankly, I don’t even want to know. It’s just not right and I think it’s time that normal dudes did something about it.

If Victoria’s Secret feels the need to be more decent, then for the love of all that is holy, let’s extend that mentality to places that actually need it.

The video that produced the screen shot above can be found after the break for a glimpse at what the future may hold if we do not take action now! (more…)