So to speak…

Let the women think you’re sensitive, little do they know you’re well prepared for any situation.  This same bear could easily get McGeyver through a nuclear war.

[Random Good Stuff]

So I know I wasn’t the only one that built a fort out of pillows growing up. I think it is the rite of passage for any young man.  So while strolling through the internet today I came across this company that sells a modern day version that brings the level of design to a whole new level. The company is called Crazy Forts.  Now I know this isn’t exactly the same thing as pillows and sheets but If you were to use enough of these things you could probably build a fort big enough to live in and move out of the parent house at age 4 or 24 for you pathetic guys still at home, just a thought.

[CrazyForts.com]

Zazzle didn’t take down my vulgar shirt like I thought they did!

Back in the day, me and Dyna used to hang out at the mall like most kids our age. The only problem was, it was always just the two of us. All the time. Together. So Dyna wanted a t-shirt that would let everyone know that we didn’t swing that way.

Now, through the magic of the internet, we can all have that shirt. Tell the world that you and your closest dude friend are not an item. Punchline after the break. (more…)

You love the site, right? How much? Would you be willing to become a walking Average Dudes billboard? We’ve got some t-shirts on sale to help you show off your ultimate dudedom. Well, right now there’s only one shirt (apparently the other one I made was a little too vulgar…) but there will be more merchandise on the way!

Show your support, dude! Head over to our Zazzle store and pick up your own NADWDWHAGFSTV (National Association of Dudes Who Don’t Want to Hear About Gross Feminine Stuff on TV) shirt! You remember the NADWDWHAGFSTV*, right?

You can even get the shirt in a number of different styles and colors, including women and children styles…so you can buy like 15 of them! Score! Here’s what the back looks like.

[Zazzle]

*Note: The astute reader will notice that the association was formerly the NGDWDWHAGFSTV, or “National GROUP…” I just like the ring of Association better. And it says NAD now…