Was this even a fair matchup.  Bacon beats Fries any day of the week.  We all know the only thing that could have even stood a chance against Bacon is our good friend Powdered Sugar.

Diner, Drive-ins, and Dives is a glorious show on the Food Network.  I get so jealous when I watch that show because I’m always at home with a empty refrigerator and an appetite that just tripled in size.  A recent episode caught my eye.  They featured this glorious hotdog called the ‘Homewrecker’.  A 1lb hotdog that is deep fried and then topped with every single condiment that you could imagine.  I drool in amazement.

After a jump is a another amazing list of 5 hotdogs that are sure to kill you….enjoy (more…)

We’ve all done it.  We’ve all gotten completely wasted and hungry and drove to the nearest ‘Taco Smell’, I mean ‘Taco Hell’, I mean Taco Bell.  It always sound like a great idea at the time.  You’ve usually got the girl you’re trying to bang passed out in the back and your best buddy in the front ordering the left side of the menu. Now when you wake up and realize that the girl of your dreams from last night is this mornings drunken mistake just head on down to Taco Bell and order a tasty ContraceptiMelt!  Read this week’s press release: (more…)

I’ll have to say, nothing beats a good old fashioned all beef hotdog. They are quite delicious. I gobbled down a couple of them today with my fellow average dude, Scott, and other company. With that said, this has to be the most elaborate, strangest, and drawn out cooking process for a hotdog that I have ever seen. I think I would probably eat a hotdog served in a bum’s sweaty shoe before touching something from that whack job’s pre-civil war contraption. But that’s just me…

Neverwas Steam Cooked Hot Dogs from Scott Beale on Vimeo.

“Everything should taste like bacon.” Those are words to live by. Unfortunately, consuming massive amounts of bacon is a sure way to meet an early death so it’s a good idea to eat the stuff in moderation. That’s where Bacon Salt comes in. It’s a “zero calorie, vegetarian, kosher certified seasoning salt that makes everything taste like real bacon.” Sprinkle it on your burger, steak…hell, even your oatmeal. Because seriously, everything should taste like bacon.

[Bacon Salt]

Supposedly there was a press release…released…today by Pizza Hut stating that, in conjunction with the introduction of their new Tuscani Pastas, they would be renaming the company, “Pasta Hut.” The Orlando Sentinel reports that it is actually a month-long campaign aimed at showcasing the chain’s new offerings, but some people are wigging out about the fact that Pizza Hut is no more. I really hate April Fool’s Day.

[Orlando Sentinel]

Just this morning I had to fight (nay, wrestle) the temptation to hit McDonald’s on the way to work. I was craving an Egg McMuffin but I stayed strong and resisted. My man-boobs don’t need the encouragement.

Then comes news that the person responsible for creating that delectable breakfast sandwich, Herb Peterson, passed away on Tuesday. I can’t help but wonder if it was Herb himself pushing me toward that drive-thru today. Tomorrow morning I’ll have to stop at McDonald’s in honor of the man that made so many chubby kids happy on their way to school.

[Herald Tribune via Dethroner]

Believe it or not, I eat every day. Sometimes even multiple times per day. Usually when I’m eating, I like to put the food in my mouth and chew it. Apparently this tactic could cost me some serious TV news time.

This dude in Texas (shocking) found Jesus…in his bag of Cheetos. I would have said it looks like a young Robert Plant sitting indian-style offering a puff of his peace pipe…but to each his own I guess.

Do you think that if someone eats one of these holy food items (Cheeto, grilled cheese, etc.), their poop comes out shaped like the devil? Talk about holy shit…..thank you, thank you…I’ll be here all night.

[StevenHumour]

There are only a handful of things that I wouldn’t mind causing my death. Some are probably pretty obvious. The rest all happen to be ingredients in Paula Dean’s magnificent creation, “The Lady’s Brunch Burger.” In case you haven’t seen Paula Dean on the Food Network, she’s the sweetest old southern lady with an unhealthy love of butter. Everything she makes on her shows looks unbelievably amazing and probably clogs arteries within seconds of ingestion.

Anyways, let’s run down the list of ingredients for this bad boy: (more…)

Consider this a hint as to what I want for my 30th birthday…just in case anyone is planning ahead.

[Geekologie]