Kudos on the bitchin’ beard.

I caught this vintage Alex Trebek outtake footage. It is classic. He just resurrects Ron Burgundy images in my head. I can’t quite tell what he is drinking, but I have a sneaky feeling it is cans of Milwaukee’s Best. He just seems like the type that would drink ‘The Beast’.

Here’s to you Trebek. I just got that much more respect for you. (NSFW)

It takes a real man to grow a bitchin’ mustache. You need commitment and drive. I tried once. Got pretty far too. Then people started saying I looked like Nacho Libre so I decided it was time to give up and leave the ’stache-growing to those better suited.

Had I kept up with it though, this necklace mustache comb would have been at the top of my birthday list. Each one is hand cast from solid sterling silver so it’s expensive as shit at $120. But imagine sidling up next to a chick at a bar and whipping out your ’stache comb. It may just be worth the cost.

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