We’ve been in operation for over 2 years now…that makes this the third December that Average Dudes has seen. Somehow for the first two Decembers, we missed the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, arguably the most important television event of the year for any self-respecting chick-lover. Apparently the third time’s the charm…because we didn’t miss it!

Set your DVR’s for this Tuesday, December 1st at 10pm on CBS. And if your lady gets mad, just tell her you’re looking for gift ideas for her. It probably won’t work, but it’ll make you feel better about yourself…

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People who are seriously into Apple or their iPhone have kept tabs on the ongoing saga regarding the App Store approval process. Basically there is no rhyme or reason to it as Apple will reject an eCard app because it “contains objectionable content and content that ridicules public figures” but then they’ll go ahead and say “HELL YEAH” to “Asian Boobs.” (more…)

Yep, it’s that time of year again. Granted, I missed the launch by a few days, but that probably means you did too. Sports Illustrated released their annual bikini…I mean swimsuit issue a few days ago. This one has Bar Refaeli on the cover. I’ve skimmed through some of the models and honestly, it’s slim pickings. Some of these chicks have man-faces. But anyways, there’s an NBA dancer section, Danica Patrick, and of course, the body paint. Click through for some of the highlights. (more…)

Miss Atom 2009 is Russia’s annual beauty pageant. It’s open to all female employees of Russia’s nuclear energy industry. If Christopher Guest has a Russian equivalent, I certainly hope there’s a satirical film about this already. Hit the jump for a few more pictures of some of the contestants and a link to the official page. (more…)

The folks at InGameNow call this the key to an awesome Super Bowl party. To be honest with you, I would feel extremely awkward if I walked into some dude’s house and two chicks were laying on an ottoman wearing nothing but smoked pork. I mean…what do you say to that? “So..do you..wear bacon often?” And what happens when the game comes on? You politely ask them to get out of the way? Plus, these chicks look way to sultry. This isn’t a Maxim shoot. You’ve got food on you. But anyways, click through for a couple more pictures, because I know that’s all you want. (more…)

This is kind of an old video, but it never ceases to amaze.

Unless you’re a serious coffee drinker, most coffee shops probably seem the same to you. It’s difficult for them to offer customers something different in order to draw more business than, say, Starbucks, especially when they’ve got those delicious and completely un-coffeelike Frappuccinos. That’s where Cowgirl’s Espresso from Seattle comes in. Founder Lori Bowden’s coffee shop started off the same as any other, just with stands painted like cows. Cute idea and all, but it wasn’t until a hot summer day when an employee asked if she could wear a bikini top to work that everything changed. Sales increased and Lori knew what she had to do to keep her business growing.

Now every Cowgirl’s stand has theme days like Military Monday, Cowgirl Tuesday, Bikini Wednesday, School Girl Thursday, and Fantasy Friday. You can imagine the attire worn on each day. I’m not sure how great their coffee is, but they’ve obviously got the market cornered on attractive baristas. Hit the jump for more pictures of their lovely employees. (more…)

There really isn’t much to this story besides what’s in the headline. Jenna Jameson, one of the most famous porn stars ever, is pregnant…with a human child. Imagine being that kid around age 14. I wouldn’t wish that upon anybody.

And now, the joke that everyone was already thinking: I bet she won’t feel much during childbirth. HEYOOOO!

[Buzzfeed - Jenna Jameson's surprisingly lengthy Wikipedia entry]

What? I want a CD with this song on it. What did you think I meant?

In an attempt to take your mind off of tragedy, check out the new cover of GQ featuring a scantily clad Jennifer Aniston. Hell, I wouldn’t even call this scantily clad. She’s not really clad at all. She’s un-clad. De-cladded. Okay I’m done. Oh and she’s 39. I hope I look that good when I’m 39, minus the boobs and long hair…and with an adam’s apple. I made it weird.

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