Sure the geese were chopped up into a million little pieces, but their target went down.

Any how, I came across this pretty shockingly cool photo (only because no one died) on my blog travels.

[nicool via andrew pile]

If you absolutely love me and everything that I do (who doesn’t?), then check out my band’s new blog! We’re called megaphone and we will rock your face.

[megaphone blog]

Patton Oswalt is a comedian.  A fairly funny one as well.  But apparently he gives really really good graduation speeches. I can’t think of any other man I’d want to mold the minds of today’s high school graduates.  Enjoy the read.  I did.

First off, I want to thank the teachers and faculty of Broad Run High School for first considering and then inviting me to speak here.   It was flattering, I am touched and humbled, and you have made a grave mistake.

I’m being paid for this, right?   Oh, wait, there’s some advice, right off the bat – always get paid.   If you make enough money in this world you can smoke pot all day and have people killed.

I’m sorry, that was irresponsible.

You shouldn’t have people killed. (more…)

One of my favorite blogs, Cinematical, has a list of seven of the worst accents in movie history. I can only say I’ve seen one out of the seven movies (what, you think I’m made of time?), but what they had to say about that one was pretty funny. Go check it out.

[Cinematical]