During my daily work travels, I needed to head on over to good ole iStockPhotos.com.  I was surprised to see this image waiting for me.  This is hands down one of the most creative and morbid 503 error pages I’ve ever come across.  I’m not sure what type of sick twisted humor they have over there but I like it.  Good work iStock people.  I’ll continue to purchase your resonably priced photos.

I’m not quite sure how I stumbled accross this but I did and boy do I miss staying up till 2am on school nights laughing my ass of to Conan.

Enjoy.

Well it is about that time again, no not fall, but Oktoberfest!  You know what that means; beer steins, beer wenches, and beer guts!

Let’s welcome in the drinking season with some…..boobs. Courtesy of COEDmagazine.com

There is something to be said about this guy. His life’s goal is to archive every piece of vinyl ever created. I’ve had many stupid hobbies in my time but this one actually has meaning and purpose. This video is a tad on the long side and is kind of depressing so be prepared to break out the tissues.

When was the last time someone thought David Blaine was cool or actually did something extraordinary.  I’ll admit I was ‘wow’-ed by him when he first came on to the scene but that was back when I was in high school and sadly that was quite awhile ago.  See…back then, he did actual magic, not these big master illusions that everyone knows are fake because there is no way a human could survive being encased in a block of ice or being trapped in a box for 44 days with no food and water or being suspended upside down for 60 straight hours, the latter being his newest stunt. Why do I say this? Because a New York blogger got a photo of him being turned over and when she asked another on-looker they said he gets turned over every 25min.  The only thing that is amazing about his stunts is anyone actually giving a shit anymore.  I’d say his biggest accomplishment was screwing Madonna.

The spoiled stunt photo after the jump! (more…)

….or is that just me.

September 21st is the last day of summer…the birth of Autumn…..Reeser. Get it? I know, you’re not even reading this anyways. Have fun Googling more pictures of her. She’s 28. (more…)

The guys over at cracked.com do a great job at making these humorous top 5 lists.  I was passed along this one by a friend today,  The Top 5 Most Badass Presidents.  I was quite taken back by President Jackson and his take no shit from anyone approach.  The dude was nicknamed “Old Hickory”, because he would carry around an old cane that he would use to beat people with.  Extreme? Yes. True?  Why would you lie about something like that. Don’t believe me, check this story out…

“Andrew Jackson was the first president on whom an assassination attempt was made. A man named Richard Lawrence approached Jackson with two pistols both of which, for some reason, misfired. With the possibility of an assassination taken off the table, Jackson proceeded to beat Lawrence near death with his cane until Jackson’s aides pulled him off the assassin.”

[cracked.com]