We post alot of photos of hot chicks on this site and it occured to me that is a little sexist.  We are totally neglecting our miniscule percentage of female readers. So today I give  you the former World Sexiest Man………….

Well I can finally say I look like Matt Damon….

[buzzFeed]

Do you find yourself struggling to be cool?  I know I do.  Well it all starts with a bitch’n ass hand shake. Wired.com has conveniently broken down some of the coolest ways to say hello.  Some of them you may remember. (more…)

Emmanuelle Vaugier is one of those chicks that has been in everything, but no one really knows who she is. She’s been in Two and a Half Men, Smallville, Veronica Mars, Charmed, Saw II and Saw IV, among about a hundred other roles. She’s 32.

[Emmanuelle Vaugier on Chickipedia]

I wanted to pass along a fond farewell to one of comedies greatest, George Carlin.  He is hands down one of the greatest cursers of all time.  He brought swearing to a whole new level.  I’ll leave you all with a video of one of his most famous routines.  If you don’t know that this video is NSFW then you have no idea who George Carlin is and should watch the video.

When you spend as much time as I do in front of the computer the internet becomes a very dull and boring place with me going to the same 10 sites over and over again. However, CollegeHumor.com videos always seem to get a real laugh out of me so I thought I would share this one with you.

The Nintendo Wii has been one of the biggest successes in video game history. I have no statistical data with which to back that statement, but take my word for it. Damn near everyone I know owns a Wii, including my mom. Even now, a year and a half after its launch, you’re lucky if you find one available to buy without checking eBay.

Nintendo has repeated this success with Wii Fit, a new game/peripheral bundle that gets you up off the couch and into various yoga poses, strength training exercises, and balance games. Wii Fit is pretty much as hard to find as the Wii itself, so obviously there’s a ton of hype surrounding it. Can this thing possibly live up to such expectations? Let me tell you, it absolutely does. (more…)

If there’s one thing I love, it’s horrible Japanese to English translations. If you’re not familiar with the humor that can be found in such things, check out this commercial for Bikini Zone, a hair removal cream. Oh, it also happens to feature a blonde in a binkini. “That is one crotch for looking at!” (Might be slightly NSFW)

You didn’t forget about our sister site did you? I kind of did…

But the chicks are back! Brandy spent about a month in Thailand and made it home in one piece. You can read about her adventures here. Katie got swept up in school stuff, but now that finals are over, she’s back in the swing of things too! Make sure you tell your girlfriends to go check out the site and comment and stuff. It’ll make us all better people. Seriously.

[Average-Chicks]

Well I guess Netflix was just really bored and wanted to stir the pot a little. They announced that they would be discontinuing user profiles, a very handy feature on their current system. Now all picks will go into a single queue. I know that this feature was the sole reason Scott and myself used Netflix when we lived together (in a totally straight way). It just seems completely pointless to eliminate a feature that is already optional.

I personally stopped my Netflix account after having a copy of Terminator 2 on bluray on my tv stand for probably 4 months but their current customers are sounding off in a fury. Way to go Netflix. Viva Apple TV!

[buzzFeed]

If you’re a college football fan and you happen to enjoy video games, you’ll be pleased to know that a demo for NCAA College Football 2009 is up on XBox Live. If you’re a PS3-head (like Dyna), I’m sure you can expect a demo on there soon enough. Hopefully I’ll have time to download the demo and return with my thoughts…but don’t sit around waiting.

[Joystiq]