Give Your Loved One a HandJob for the Holidays
Still stumped about what to get your loved one for the Holidays? How about a HandJob?
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We all know that beer pong is one of those games that every average dude should know. It requires skill, concentration, and an unusually large stomach. If you’re anything like us at a UCF tailgate, then you’ve probably played the game to the point that it has become mundane... More...
Still stumped about what to get your loved one for the Holidays? How about a HandJob?
[Gizmodo]

Just in case soaping yourself with NES controllers wasn’t enough to satiate your nerd hunger, these bars of soap are also Mountain Dew scented. They were $34 for 4 bars but it appears as though they’ve sold out.
We’ve been in operation for over 2 years now…that makes this the third December that Average Dudes has seen. Somehow for the first two Decembers, we missed the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, arguably the most important television event of the year for any self-respecting chick-lover. Apparently the third time’s the charm…because we didn’t miss it!
Set your DVR’s for this Tuesday, December 1st at 10pm on CBS. And if your lady gets mad, just tell her you’re looking for gift ideas for her. It probably won’t work, but it’ll make you feel better about yourself…
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We ran into an interesting predicament with these Birthday Girls posts: what happens next year? Obviously we haven’t had one every day so there’s a chance we missed one last year that we can catch this year. It just so happens that we already caught this one last year but it was good enough to post again.
It’s Katherine Heigl’s 31st birthday! That’s about all you need to know.
[Katherine Heigl on Chickipedia]
We all know that beer pong is one of those games that every average dude should know. It requires skill, concentration, and an unusually large stomach. If you’re anything like us at a UCF tailgate, then you’ve probably played the game to the point that it has become mundane…a lot like your relationship with your girlfriend (it’s ok, it’s just us dudes here). Enter Buzz Shot, a simple yet effective way to spice up your beer pong-ing-ing….ing. Read »
This is a special Birthday Girl post for a couple of reasons: first, it’s my birthday too! Second, we haven’t done one in quite a while, and third…well it’s Anne Hathaway. That’s about all you need to know. She’s 27 today.
[Anne Hathaway on Chickipedia]
Baseball is yet again finished. The Yankees beat the Phillies in Game 6 of the World Series last night 7 to 3. But you already knew that, didn’t you? If you care, you probably either watched the game or read all the post-game analysis on ESPN, right? And if you don’t care, you stopped reading this post once you saw the headline. Ok then, have a good day.
People like to use the term “leak” when talking about getting their hands on Black Friday ads early (yes, we know we’re guilty). In all honesty, a company would be stupid not to release their ads weeks ahead of time so that they can tempt people who are drawing up a battle plan.
In the great tradition of “leaked” Black Friday ads, here are a few links to help you on your way. Read »
If you or someone you know is thinking of picking up a previously-owned (read: used) Xbox 360 for the Holidays, there’s one important thing to keep in mind. There are people out there who modify their consoles, cheat, pirate games, etc. When Microsoft finds these people, their consoles get banned from Xbox LIVE, the system’s online service. The worst part is, it’s a permanent ban. Ergo, if you buy a used system that happened to be banned from Xbox LIVE, you’re out of luck.
So if you’re buying from a friend or even from a place like GameStop, make sure to have the system plugged in so you can test the Xbox Live connection. That is, if you care about Xbox LIVE, which you should, because everyone needs to…pwn some n00bs as the kids say.